You Might Really be a Character in a book if…

You stage a fake relationship and end up falling in love.

You’ve found multiple dead bodies in your small town.

Your pet shows an affinity for solving crimes.

Your town has an abnormal amount of really attractive people.

You find out that you have magical powers.

You eat cupcakes all day and never exercise, yet never gain an ounce.

You end up in multiple love triangles

You inherit a mansion from a relative you never knew existed

You have no training, but find clues trained detectives overlook