Synopsis:

As their name implies, Jaundice and Kale Bland live boring lives. They rarely leave the house, eat oatmeal everyday, never wear color and their favorite book is a dictionary. Then one day, they’re dragged out of their boring lives and drawn into adventure when a band of female pirates kidnaps them.

My Thoughts:

I love the use of language in this book. They’re are vocabulary words at the beginning of each chapter. It’s filled with puns, irony and wit. This was a very quick read, but it’s a book you want to read over and over because you’ll pick up on new things with each reading.